Best Jokes 500 - Need a good laugh? Then get ready!
This cool little application will crack you up with the funniest, most hilarious one liner jokes from funny comedy legends like Rodney Dangerfield, Woody Allen, Rita Rudner, Steven Wright, Johnny Carson, Bill Cosby, George Burns...Enjoy!
Simply SHAKE or TAP your iPhone or iPod to move to the next joke.
OR, Swipe Left, or Swipe Up to move to the next joke.
Swipe Right, or Swipe Down to move back to the previous joke.
What's New in This Release:
· Optimized for Retina display on the new iPad
· Improved user interface
· More jokes added to database
· Newly added favorite function
What's New in 1.3:
· NEW iPad optimized version!
What's New in 1.1:
· New and improved user interface.
· Added option to email.
· Added option to SMS for iPhone running iOS 4.0 or later.
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Supported operating systems:
Apple iOS 10.x (iPad), Apple iOS 10.x (iPhone), Apple iOS 11.x (iPad), Apple iOS 12.x (iPad), Apple iOS 12.x (iPhone), Apple iOS 4.0.x (iPhone), Apple iOS 4.0.x (iPod Touch), Apple iOS 4.2.x (iPad), Apple iOS 4.2.x (iPhone), Apple iOS 4.2.x (iPod Touch), Apple iOS 4.3.x (iPad), Apple iOS 4.3.x (iPhone), Apple iOS 4.3.x (iPod Touch), Apple iOS 5.0 (iPad), Apple iOS 5.0 (iPhone), Apple iOS 5.0 (iPod Touch), Apple iOS 6.0 (iPad), Apple iOS 6.0 (iPhone), Apple iOS 6.0 (iPod Touch), Apple iOS 7.0 (iPad), Apple iOS 7.0 (iPhone), Apple iOS 7.0 (iPod Touch), Apple iOS 8.x (iPad), Apple iOS 8.x (iPhone), Apple iOS 8.x (iPod Touch), Apple iOS 9.x (iPad), Apple iOS 9.x (iPhone), Apple iOS 9.x (iPod Touch), Apple iPhone OS 3.1.x, Apple iPhone OS 3.1.x (iPod Touch), Apple iPhone OS 3.2.x (iPad)
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