Platforms: iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch, Apple iPhone OS
Categories: Games
Upload date: 31 Mar 11
Developer: Adult Swim
License: Commercial
Price: 0.99 $
Downloads: 60
My Li'l Bastard is unlike any virtual pet you’ve ever cared for. He tosses Molotov cocktails on the gifts you buy him, breaks the water bottle you tried using to punish him, and poops all over the place. But with courage, tenacity, and patience, you just might be able to turn your bastard around. (Note: we said “might.”)
The goal of the My Li’l Bastard is to raise your bastard from pooping little baby to violent, horny, and ungrateful adult. Each stage of life presents a new challenge for you to overcome with your offspring. Use gold you earn to buy supplies and food in the store. Scold them when they’re naughty to break them of bad habits. Chat with them via an in-game computer terminal. Play an innocent little game of fetch with them. The activities in My Li’l Bastard will make you feel like a parent for the first time or the last time!
· Knife-throwing minigame
· Slot machine minigame
· Multiple save slots
· Share awards on Facebook
· All-new in-game achievements
· iPod integration
· Use the camera to take photos of you and your li’l bastard
What's New in This Release:
· Facebook posting issue has been resolved
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Supported operating systems:
Apple iOS 10.x (iPad), Apple iOS 10.x (iPhone), Apple iOS 11.x (iPad), Apple iOS 12.x (iPad), Apple iOS 12.x (iPhone), Apple iOS 4.0.x (iPhone), Apple iOS 4.0.x (iPod Touch), Apple iOS 4.2.x (iPad), Apple iOS 4.2.x (iPhone), Apple iOS 4.2.x (iPod Touch), Apple iOS 4.3.x (iPad), Apple iOS 4.3.x (iPhone), Apple iOS 4.3.x (iPod Touch), Apple iOS 5.0 (iPad), Apple iOS 5.0 (iPhone), Apple iOS 5.0 (iPod Touch), Apple iOS 6.0 (iPad), Apple iOS 6.0 (iPhone), Apple iOS 6.0 (iPod Touch), Apple iOS 7.0 (iPad), Apple iOS 7.0 (iPhone), Apple iOS 7.0 (iPod Touch), Apple iOS 8.x (iPad), Apple iOS 8.x (iPhone), Apple iOS 8.x (iPod Touch), Apple iOS 9.x (iPad), Apple iOS 9.x (iPhone), Apple iOS 9.x (iPod Touch), Apple iPhone OS 3.1.x, Apple iPhone OS 3.1.x (iPod Touch), Apple iPhone OS 3.2.x (iPad)
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