It is a long way from the pick up ping pong matches in the filthy back alleys of Lhasa to the ethereal mountaintop temple of the Ten Thousand Paddles. But here you are, one match from enlightenment. There is just one problem -- an invisible demon who has seemingly mastered the physics of the sport. Well, two can play at that game. Remember the teaching: "Become the ball."

To play move the paddle with the trackball. Flick left and right to control return direction and speed.

The winner is the first to score 11 points or higher with a 2 point advantage. Service alternates every two points.

Press the menu key to bring up a menu. Turn sound off and on, set difficulty easy or hard, reset to a new game.

Win or lose, a fortune cookie awaits at the end. You may soon be back for more.